The Effects of Mir's Engrish.

• Normal people: Waffles.
• Me: WAFFFRRRLLLSSS.
• Normal people: Today.
• Me: ONE DAY ONE DAY ONE DAY.
• Normal people: Let's eat rice, everyone.
• Me: EVERYBODY RICE EAT.
• Normal people: I'm very happy.
• Me: MANY MANY HAPPY.
• Normal people: Lonely.
• Me: Ronely.
• Normal people: It hurts.
• Me: I'M OWWWWWWWW.
• Normal people: I love you but I can't be with you.
• Me: I LOVE YOU...BUT...YOU...SORRY.